Zippity zoppity yippity yay、こいつがRPC-940-J!

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At the RPC Authority, we're going over anomalies today,
今日も機構は、異常を調べてる、

with this one's Registered Phenomena Code being 940-J!
こいつの登録事象コード、940-J!

As long as you'll follow his rules, 940's real mellow,
940の真のメロウ、やつの掟に従っている、

and that is why his object class is Beta-Yellow!
だからクラスはベータのイエロー(Beta-Yellow)

Now that that's settled, despite him looking quite shattered,
落ち込んでるのか、落ち着いてるのか、

you'll be relieved to know that sentience is his only hazard.
やつのハザード知覚しかない。

To keep 940 contained, you must introduce
940の収容のために、君は

into your communication the style of Seuss!
Seuss1の様式で語るべき!

How to describe it? It couldn't be easier!
説明する?それも簡単じゃない!

It looks like an owl (except much freakier).
やつはフクロウのような(だけど奇抜な)

It's a little wood statue you could fit on a dresser
ドレッサーに収まる小さな木彫り。

that listens about itself, from whom or wherever.
自身の説明を盗聴している。

It'll hear you anywhere, from your foyer, from your bedside,
ホールでも、寝床でも、どこにいたって、

from your basement (trust us, we've tried)
地下にいたって(信じてよ、試したよ)

and if you talk about it in a way that's not quite right,
正しくない方法でやつを語れば、

then boy oh boy, you'll be in for a night!
なんてこったい、そこは夜中だ!

You'll toss and you'll turn, aching and flailing,
投げる、回る、痛める、震える、

as you dream of the sounds of a thousand owls wailing.
千羽のフクロウが泣き叫ぶ夢の中で。

A thousand poor poets, they'll get on your nerves
千人の貧しい詩人、あなたの神経に乗る、

as they try to write literature which nobody deserves.
誰にもふさわしくない文学を書こうとするから。

So thanks to our CSD class, after repeated defiance,
CSDを犠牲に、抵抗を繰り返し、

we got some tests done (hey, we're men of science)
いくつかのテストを完了させた(科学の力ってすげー)

and as it turns out, after repeated ignorance of the effects of 940
そして分かったんだ、9402を無視する事が

subjects will awake sick, bleeding, crying, and dirty.
病気、出血、泣き、汚れを起こす事を。

They'll wake up in misery, screaming for "the birds" to stop!
悲惨な痛みで目を覚まし、「トリさん」止まれと叫ぶんだ!

One CSD screamed, "Help! Drag them off to a lynch mob!"
1人のCSDが叫んだ、「助けてくれ!リンチの暴徒にドラッグしろ!」

So keep your hands off the keyboard, keep your tongue to your own,
だから、鍵盤から手を放せ、舌を保て、そして

talk about 940 the way he likes, and he'll leave you alone.
やつが好むように940を語れ、それでやつは(君を)放っておく。

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